100% chance that banks will be showering members of Congress with compliments following by heavy whining, saying things like, “Aww, C’mon. Those non-profit credit unions are the real bullies.” *Sniff* *Sniff* *Wipes nose with $100 bill.* Meanwhile, behind the scenes, they’re bragging about their effort to prevent working Americans from obtaining affordable financial services. A recent banking industry report boasted, “...the number of credit unions serving underserved populations dropped 40% thanks to our efforts.” With all that banks will be slinging, forecasters are recommending that Hill staffers wear waders during any meetings with bank lobbyists.
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